Several celebrities—Paul Rudd, professional John Boehner impersonator Jon Hamm, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayer, Zack Galifianakis and Kristen Schaal reportedly among them—were in town this weekend, rumor has it for a “Bob’s Burgers” writer’s wedding. (In addition, Rudd is filming The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving in Atlanta; Hamm and Galifianakis are starring in Keeping Up with the Joneses, also filming in Atlanta; and McBrayer has family in Athens.)

It turned Athens into a bunch of star-struck Creepy McCreepersons. Like me, your Facebook feed is probably full of #HammSightings. Here, too, are few select tweets about this momentous occasion:

Jon Hamm's in Athens the one weekend I've sequestered myself for work. Poor guy. He'd have really loved meeting me.

— Kate Dahlstrand (@KateDahls) April 12, 2015

Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm are walking around DT athens rn shopping and I'm at the pool I hate everything

— desirée (@desmeh) April 11, 2015

lmao when u spent ur friday night at home watching mad men n apparently jon hamm was in athens :))))??????>////

— KØØŁ THING (@vvoidzz) April 11, 2015

The fact that Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm are even rumored to be in Athens has me all wet wet

— Katie Baker (@madisonkbaker) April 11, 2015

The fact that Jon Hamm just got out of alcohol rehab and is now in Creature Comforts. Athens wins again

— Martha Michael (@martyparty27) April 11, 2015

Yes, the rumors are true. Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd and Sarah Silverman are in Athens and reserved a table to dance on. No pictures please.

— BourbonStreetAthens (@BourbonStATH) April 11, 2015

PAUL RUDD, JACK MCBRAYER, and JON HAMM ARE ALL IN ATHENS FOR A WEDDING AND IM TRYING NOT TO DIE

— mary ashlynn (@marysasslynn) April 10, 2015

All these people falling for the Paul Rudd, Jon Hamm, and Sarah Silverman in Athens thing must not have been around for the 3 Ryan's hoax.

— Todd Lee (@tlee30) April 11, 2015

Never found the Hammaconda tonite :-(

— Rashaun O))) (@ELVIRAWORSHIP) April 12, 2015

Before you even ask, no, I have no idea where Jon Hamm is at this exact moment. You’re just going to have to hit up 17 different brunch spots until you find him, then figure out how to take a selfie without freaking him out. 

Or, you could calm down and return to your homes.