One of you will have powers beyond your imagination. Use it well, and don't lose your head.

Welcome to Athens Power Rankings. In the spirit of sports rating systems, through painstaking analysis, we rank the top movers and shakers in the Classic City each week. Who's hot? Who's not? Find out below.

1A. Nancy Denson

1B. Tim Denson

Who will be the next Mayor Denson? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

3. Ben "Cooter" Jones

You know your TV show is a redneck stereotype when a guy who starred in a show involving a car with the Confederate flag on its hood says it is—with absolutely no irony.

4. Ella Sternberg and Lenny Miller

These members of local band Cancers are now restaurateurs, opening up a new West Broad Street spot that offers delivery by bike.

5. Jared Collins

The auteur behind psych-pop band k i d s also runs a cool open-mic night that's a singer/songwriter-free zone. Read about it in the next issue of Flagpole.