Charlotte @SpinSister52 
Ladies, if he
-Wears boots
-Thinks it’s okay to “do away with” runts of the litter
-Is heading to the barn with an axe
He’s not your man, he’s Farmer Arable

Charlotte @SpinSister52
Who runs the world? GIRLS!
#FernArableIsAwesome
#Life$aver
#BeyHive

Charlotte @SpinSister52
TFW your new roommate turns out to be a total pig.

Charlotte @SpinSister52
Wilbur: What am I doing here?
Me: Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it 
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
BACON!

Charlotte @SpinSister52
Your Game of Thrones name is your fatal character flaw + the last thing you ate. I’m Cares-Too-Much Fly.

Charlotte @SpinSister52
Some of you haven’t had to save a life by weaving words into a web and it shows.

Charlotte @SpinSister52
“You were at my wedding, Templeton!” (JK, spiders don’t marry, we eat our mates :) )

Charlotte @SpinSister52
Ladies, imagine this: It’s 15 years from now. You’ve birthed 500 babies who’ve gone on to have 500 babies each year. You’re a grandmother of 6.1x1037! You take over the earth. It’s the Webpocalypse! 
THAT WOULD BE LIVING MY BEST LIFE!

Charlotte @SpinSister52
By age 8 months, you should have:
made a friend
mated
eaten your mate
learned to spell
propelled your friend to regional celebrity
traveled with friends (to county fair or other)
saved a life
prepared a legacy