Welcome to Athens Power Rankings. In the spirit of sports rating systems, through painstaking analysis, we rank the top movers and shakers in the Classic City each week. Who's hot? Who's not? Find out below.

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1. The Glands

Ross Shapiro and company returned trimphantly to the stage with a 36-song set (!) at Green Room Saturday evening that celebrated the old and previewed the new.

2. Todd Gurley 

Yaaaaawn.

3. North Georgia Folk Festival 

The family-friendly fest celebrates its 30th anniversary this weekend at Sandy Creek Park with an impressive headliner. See this week's Flagpole for more.

4. Blake "Auedy Toddy" Aued

Flagpole's news editor celebrated his Ole Miss Land Sharks' improbable win over Alabama Saturday by stripping down to his skivvies, running through Normaltown and repeatedly yelling "FLIM FLAM BIM BAM" at the top of his lungs. (Just kidding. He was probably at home changing his baby's diaper or something.)

5. Epting Events

FOOD TRUXXX.